HELP JOHN MAXSON BECOME SUPER RICH!
Kickstarter wouldn't let me take your money ...
So please pledge to hand over your cash below:
$106,613,256,539.84
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Pledge $20
Make John Super Rich
You get absolutely nothing !
$20 dollars mean absolutely nothing to rich people like me
Pledge $50 or more
Make John Super Rich
You will get a photograph of me burning a $50 bill while riding a jet ski
Pledge $500 or more
Make John Super Rich
I will personally plug your business in a video
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Yes, we've reached our goal, but there's no limit to the wealth gap between you and me. Keep donating so that I can reach my life long goal of being too big to fail! Thank you.
Pledge $1000 or more
Make John Super Rich
I will send you a video of me shaking your hand.
Pledge $10,000 or more
Make John Super Rich
I will let you tell your friends that you met me. You won't actually get to meet me ... gross ... but you can tell them you did .
