HELP JOHN MAXSON BECOME SUPER RICH!

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So please pledge to hand over your cash below:

$106,613,256,539.84 

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Yes, we've reached our goal, but there's no limit to the wealth gap between you and me.  Keep donating so that I can reach my life long goal of being too big to fail!   Thank you.  

Pledge $20 

 

Make John Super Rich

 

 You get absolutely nothing !

 $20 dollars mean absolutely nothing to rich people like me 

 

Pledge $50 or more

 

Make John Super Rich

 

 You will get a photograph of me burning a $50 bill while riding a jet ski 

 

Pledge $500 or more

 

Make John Super Rich 

 

I will personally plug your business in a video 

Pledge $1000 or more 

 

Make John Super Rich

 

I will send you a video of me looking at your social media and being disgusted 

 

 Pledge $10,000 or more 

 

 Make John Super Rich 

 

 I will let you tell your friends that you met me. You won't actually get to meet me ...   gross ... but you can tell them you did .